Approved Rally Fall Over Positions

Approved Rally "Had Enuff" Positions
For those moments when the world just won't stop spinnnin'

1. This is the "recumbent" position, you start by sittin, on yer arse, drink copious quantities of JD or whatever's yer pleasure, and presto, without any effort whatsoever ye'll find yerself adopting this position. However if you try this standing up, "gravity assistance" will eventually aid in the adoption of this pose. Remarkably I tried this for about 2 hours at the Rock And Blues and didn't get stood on once.

2. This is the "vertical object assisted" position, this is achived in much the same way as position one, however, requires more planning, this is commonly adopted in the beer tent.

3. The " 'Am Really 'kin f@cked" position, when it finally all goes pear shaped examine the closest blade of grass very carefully, you never know what you'll find, I found Shergar one night in this position, I thibk the Mescal might have helped. Seen here with two helpful ambulance men trying to get that last can of "Newkie Broon" down his neck. That'll sort him out, be on his feet in no time.

4. The "Hampden Hat" position, Common amongst my kinsmen north of the Border. Generally more creditable whence esconced with a polythene receptical bearing a slightly more hip trademark.
Ma hied wiz cauld and Kaz was just about to fall over. Note optional red eye's, a common feature of 'ad enough positions.

Martyman Takes Time Out

1. This is the "recumbent" position, you start by sittin, on yer arse, drink copious quantities of JD or whatever's yer pleasure, and presto, without any effort whatsoever ye'll find yerself adopting this position. However if you try this standing up, "gravity assistance" will eventually aid in the adoption of this pose. Remarkably I tried this for about 2 hours at the Rock And Blues and didn't get stood on once.
2. This is the "vertical object assisted" position, this is achived in much the same way as position one, however, requires more planning, this is commonly adopted in the beer tent.
3. The " 'Am Really 'kin f@cked" position, when it finally all goes pear shaped examine the closest blade of grass very carefully, you never know what you'll find, I found Shergar one night in this position, I thibk the Mescal might have helped. Seen here with two helpful ambulance men trying to get that last can of "Newkie Broon" down his neck. That'll sort him out, be on his feet in no time.
4. The "Hampden Hat" position, Common amongst my kinsmen north of the Border. Generally more creditable whence esconced with a polythene receptical bearing a slightly more hip trademark. Ma hied wiz cauld and Kaz was just about to fall over. Note optional red eye's, a common feature of 'ad enough positions.