Now I've wiped the chip fat from the page, here's a couple of images of Ratty's work. I did the best I could to get decent photos but they can't really convey the depth and clarity of detail of Bob's airbrushing. Judging by the "I'm as chuffed as a ferret in a bingo hall" look which he wore all weekend I think Nodge was pretty please with the end result. He did of course win 'Best Paint'. Ratty(Bob) turned up for a flying visit, only to find all the attention lavished on Ozzy, but hey, he's even hairier than Ratty. He dropped of Diane's lid which he had also finished work on. Now I just need to get me chop finished. Bob Falconer can be reached here.

With trike failing it's MOT, Mikey had to throw something together with what was left in the cupboard, pity it was the one under the sink

"Penfold the Gimp" spent much of the weekend in Malky's emporium scaring sheep amd small children.

Steve (MAG) Wykes following an altercation with a barbed wire fence, 'Nurse M' saw to him, complete with the gloves, but he had to spend the day in A&E getting internal stitches.

Ozzy demonstrates his police dog technique for apprehending unlicenced top box bar operators

I can't believe Jimmy fell for the "I bet you can't hold twenty fags in your hand' routine.

Malky's stall had some tight security about it.

Another caption comp ?

Saturday evening 'Apparition' were in full swing to a crowd reduced on average by 40 folk who were huddled outside having a fag, the shape of things to come methinks. It'll be south of the border soon too, so if yer reading this south of the border, start smoking heavily.

It was a long evening

Clear day to run home via the scenic route, Sparky, Jesse, Foogy and meself avoided the outstreched long arm of the law, however Nodge and Christine were not so lucky, the evidence of the sheep worrying was all circumstantial so they nicked Nodge for a wee number plate anyway. Well the Chiefy boy has got his key performance indicators to satisfy, sleep safe in your beds, nicking folk with wee number plates will surely bring down the levels of violent street crime. Cheers to the folk for puttin' this rally together, I only ever leave it with vague recollections, so I must've had a good time. Wordsh and Picsh by AL

Best Paint Nodge	Furthest Travelled female Birgit	Best Engineering Sharon Axford, XV1100 Trike

Best Rat Mikey, just before dropping and smashing the trophy	Best Bike Hugh Miller, Harley, Clyde Valley	Club Turnout Fat Bastard Pie Eaters

	Clint Eastwood (the man with no name) Actual Furthest Travelled Male

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