Display of Unusual Motorcycles

Motorised bicycles, being the preferred mode of transport at is event, some patrons enjoy displaying their bespoke machine for the enjoyment of their peers. When admiring these machines remeber, not to touch them, some of them may be dirty. It is acceptable to indicate points of engineering interest using the stem of your pipe. Should you be encouraged to enter your Claxley-Dirigible sidevalve into the display, you will almost certainly win a momento! This is usually a metal plaque on a stand, produced by the local smithy. It will make an ideal paperwieght in your study.

Entertainment

You are unlikely to encounter a full orchestra, however entertainment is often provided by a quartet, or in some cases, a quintet of musicians. In order to fully appreciate the classics, it is important to reserve a seat in the stalls and remember to instruct your man to bring a plentiful supply of Martini and your Hookah Pipe. Informal dress is de-rigeur, but rememeber ! your Fez may obscure the view of the music lover behind you.

When you finally retire for the evening, having read a chapter of King Solomon's Mines and enjoyed a final gin and tonic, you may rest soundly, secure in the knowledge, that as a gentleman, you have doneyou bit to enrich the lives of your brethern in t'north.