The guy's who knocked seven shade of shit oot o' each other couldn't be here this year, so Kev came up with some replacement Saturday afternoon entertainment.

The Blood Brothers are Cornelius Gold and Sebastian Silver. Couple of nutters if ye ask me, sort of slapstick Jim Rose.

As a large crowd gathered they proceed to stab themselves, bang sharp object into each other and generally do 'orrible but highly entertaining things to one another.

Watching the audience it was the adults who were cringing, the kids all thought it was hysterically funny.

So impressed were the Blood Brother they decided to learn it themselves

oh ya bastaaaaaaaaard, careful wi that green knob slicer

Smashin' his brick

Just dinnae do it on a full stomach

A wee laddie shows him a new trick he learned at school

Ooooh, the ol' Icepick in the Hied action, I haven't seen that since for at least twenty years, well not since I stopped drinkin' in Glasgow

The ol' chewin' a razorblade routine

For when you've got to get every last muthafeckin bogey oot o' yer nose, Black and Decker, accept no substitute

Breakin' little girl's heads with a 4lb mash hammer was takin' it a bit far, I mean a 2lb club would've done just as good at half the price

Every schoolboy's dream, blowin' fire and lightin' yer own farts at the same time,
's bound tae impress the girls